Tom and Tom

- It is still legal for a yorkshire person to shoot a scotish person with a bow and arrow inside the walls of york.

- more people are killed by donkeys then in plane crashes annually.

- the word dyslexia is an anogram of daily sex

-A child’s superman costume has a warning stating, “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

- Canola oil is the same product as rapeseed oil but the name was changed for marketing reasons.

- frogs cant swallow without blinking

-The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.

- you can legally adopt adults in canada.

- skin is the humans largest organ.

and that concludes today’s facts.

First ever blog:

      On advice of many people that i know (whom are probably slightly fed up) i have decided to colate all that random, useless and pointless infomation that is in my mind. I willl probably also utalise this space to rant about the general stupidity of human kind and stuff that annoys me to extent that my face hurts!!!

      FYI: I work as a carer with people with Learning disabilities and in residential and nursing homes. There may be some care related referances and work related items within these blogs.

      So here we go: I have a deep rooted loathing for stupid people, now i need to emphasise fully that i do not have anything against persons with a low IQ or anyone that suffers with any sort of Learning Disability. When i say stupid people i mean the sort of people that you think your having a conversation with and its not until you get half way through and notice the slightly glazed look in their eyes and suddenly realise that nothing you have said has even registered within their psyche.

      Now many of these people generally use excuses like ‘i never liked school’ or ‘I was a bit of a rebel when i was at school’ or ‘the teachers didn’t like me’ Well just to let you people out there that remain reliant on these excuses to remain as dimwitted as you are….It is not an excuse. Yes we are all educated to some degree within a school type setting….but not doing well within these settings means NOTHING!!! Many people do not educate well within sterile school setting many learn kinaestically (by doing), others are Auditory learners (by hearing) and others are visual learners (by seeing) Most people are a combination of all three but have one that is more primary than the others. So no school isn’t for everyone but not doing well does not create the blocking of your senses and an extended inability to listen, do or see things. It is these variety of homosapiean that grind on me…that bake my noodle…that make my face feel like melting off my face!!!

      I come across many of these people on a daily basis, the sort of people (i would like to empasise that all stories below are real) that haven’t heard of Hitler (yeah really), that believe that there is a tunnel from the UK to Canada, That have never heard if Isabard Kingdom Brunel or Issac Newton, that dont know the real dates of the World Wars. It is these people (they may call themselves BLONDE) that i cant stand. Maybe its just me but it is these people that seem to either make up a very large part of society or they just gain more popularity for being dumbasses. There is a definate potential that the TV excutives seek these idiots out and televise them just to piss off the section of society that have actually tapped into their intellect.

      Some people would call this less intelligent sector of our society Chav’s…but not me. I appreciate that there are many that believe that wearing matching lonsdale tracksuits, nike trainers, baseball caps that sit above the forehead and constantly walking around with their hands neatly tucked down the front of their trousers, Is fashionable and looks good…it is probably a complete coinsidence that these same people carry the above excuses around in their boxers and whip them out whenever they can’t be bothered to do something worthwhile with their lives. Or blame the above excuses for their own failings as human beings and consistant underachievings.

      There is no excuse each and everyone of us has the ability and potential to self educate, most of us have access to books, the internet and have the ability to read or know someone that can read or can research things for them. I do wonder what excuses these people create to justify their behaviours and idiocies?

(Source: toosluttytofunction)

Maybe I’m getting old, I’m not sure but it seems to me as time passes by the world around me seems to be becoming more and more rude, ungrateful and generally shitty. I seem to be irritated by small things that 10years were classified as common decency. Words like Please, Thank You and Excuse me are now seen as taboo word that are generally ignored by the benefit masses. Where did manners go? Did the year 2000 strike and they were promptly flushed down the loo with the copious amounts of new year vomit. Why is it that now a days indifferance is seen as wrong i thought we were meant to live in a progressive society where very little is unacceptable but evidently this is not true, if you don’t look like a lollipop celebrity or a six packed guy your discriminted, if you don’t act like society percieves you should then you are treated like shit. Sometimes i wish that this world was just like the Matrix and we could just switch it off.